you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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