Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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