Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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