yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
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fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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