Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
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did i walk over a car last night?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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