I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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