It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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