Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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