I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
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it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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