Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
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