you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Don't EVER smell your tampon
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
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