You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
