You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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