I'm gonna have a badass scar
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
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So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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