Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Randomize
