Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
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mmmm fucking against a wall...
Philly... please stop posting about how you are all whores and drug addicts.
12:55 sounds kinda like Yoda.
On that note, I once postponed sex to watch the speeder-bike scene in Jedi. Win/win for me.
"I really appreciate this" - what was it, a mercy screw or something?
he was doing her a favor and she wanted to pay him back.clearly he wanted a burger
philly reps the pocketburger
1:33, I concur. Even in my most desperate hour have I ever said "I appreciate this" let alone inform a third party that I said that
I've had that shit happen before..
I'm so proud to say this post is my best friend
hilarious..sounds like shit that would happen to me
of course crazy people live in the southern part of PA...
let the guy have his bacony goodness and blow him while he eats it..........10wins for everyone!!!!!!!!
Cheeseburgers lead to protein. Protein leads to strength. Strength leads to fucking against a wall power. Fucking against a wall power leads to you being happy. So he was actually looking out for your best interests.
12:55 - I love your logic.
We men have needs beyond sex. Besides, even if you are in fact getting sex in exchange for something, I for one don't like hearing it put that way. Nicely played by this guy, though.
I don't know who I like more: 12:55 or the Cheeseburger guy.