Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
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dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
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Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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