So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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