we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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