She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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