Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
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Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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