Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
The power of my boobs compel you
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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