I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
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what, you couldn't see any skinny chicks because fat chicks were blocking them?
saying there was no one there to your liking is a stupid excuse for not being able to get any. i pity you.
This has douche bag written all over it. I bet you walked home alone while wearing your aviator sunglasses, pookah shell necklaces and backwards white baseball cap. Fucking dork. By the way, I'm 5'8" and weigh 120. Fat people are not a problem, ignorant dickheads are.
Only fat, out of shape people wouldn't find this funny.
you people take things too seriously. grow up
this is why i hate jacksonville. FUCK 904
no airlines dont. youd have to weigh like over 450 to not fit in those seats fool. ...and fat chicks are fun to fuck sir. the men with them are at least getting some. have a good day.
Most BOYS in Jacksonville and the surrounding swamp think if you weigh more than 105lbs you're fat.
Yay Jacksonville, the boys are really something else here.
People are people, we live for our own. Live how you think, not by what you've been told.
Don't listen to a word you've heard....by Justin Nozuka
"I weigh 125 lbs, so I'm not huge, and I find this text really lame too"
You sound fat.
Wow. Loser dick as such emotional issues he has to dis on fat chicks. Pathetic.
the 9:11 person should check his thing again next time when posting.
10:31 > 10:43
4:20, you are aware that you are saying the exact same thing as 3:35 right?
The funny thing is that he assumes if the fat girls weren't in the bar, it would be filled with skinny girls who were just lining up to fuck him. Idiot. If the skinny girls wanted to be in there, they would be.
You have a shitty personality, and obviously you're not attractive enough to find someone desperate enough to go home with you... Yet you're making fun of fat girls?
"all this defense for fat people is stupid. it's unhealthy, unaesthetic, and just abnormal. people need to realize fat is NOT normal, and saying it is so as not to hurt feelings is stupid."
In todays society fat is the norm, twat. Like half of America is obese. Fat is no longer the minority.
Also, fucking lol at the fact that this is from Jacksonville. Makes me proud.
fat people need to loose weight, you're all gross.
1:53 is a fatass. i can tell by the way she talks
Everyone else > fat people
WOW youve all missed the point the person in the text seems to be a "fat girl" that feels "dirty" from the night before and thinks she shuld be charged double to stop her from drinking so much and reaching this undesirable state. Im sure it was meant sarcatically as a stab at herself.
Come on people.
you sound like an asshole. not sure what charging fatter girls has to do with you getting laid, but if you're being rejected by everyone, you might want to blame yourself, jerk-off.
Ain't nothin wrong with a little hog huntin every now an then
fit at any size would still mean not being what is considered fat in american society today.
fat in europe is chubby in america. maybe THEY can be healthy. no way that fat, and obese, people are healthy.
Well, someones a whiney bitch.
Making fun of fat people to boost your own fragile ego is equivalent to kicking puppies.
12:24, of course he/she didn't look them up because it's absolutely incorrect.
This is stupid.
Some fat girls are hot. Some skinny girls are hot. The guy who sent this text? Not hot. Also not getting any. Bottom line.
bad night, but good analysis.
10:43, i'm not an asshole, just very much aware that there is a difference between fat/skinny and healthy. being SLIGHTLY overweight but active can be healthy. being FAT is not. i don't think anorexic women are normal, neither do i think that fat women are either.
and very, very few people are fat or obese because of other health reasons. most are so big because they eat badly, they eat a lot, and they aren't active enough.
I'm skinny and still think it's lame. Insecure much? For one thing, I'd kill for a chubby girl's boobs.
10:31, i find it very hard to believe that the place was "filled" with fat chicks.
11:27 thanks for that full-on analysis. did you look those facts up?
Actually, airlines do make fatties pay extra cause they take so much room. Fat people are to blame for the failing of the moral fabric of america..
Really, there's only one way to look at this. You did not get laid.
4:25 (and others) - not by a long shot, and I've worked in the airline industry (and fit into coach seats with plenty of room left). Unless a person is taking up 2 entire seats, it's a single fare. And they hand out lap belt extenders for free. By this "logic", paying double for drinks would really just mean they're drinking 2 drinks to begin with.
It's sad when people are insecure enough about themselves they have to bag on others who've done nothing to you but be in your precious, delicate presence.
yous are all wankers ... i am a big girl ... n my health is FINE !! ... i play 3 diff sports and i prob eat less then all you skinny wankers. just cos your big dont mean you dont exercise n ya eat to much cos sure as hell i dont!! i have always been big since a child .. some people just cant help being big even with exercise n a right diet.
who fucking cares already
Some people here don't seem to understand the humor in this... like this guy: "I don't get it? How does how much fat girls pay for things at a bar effect you getting a girl?? Is it to discourage fat girls from going to bars?" Clearly said "I don't get it?" Dumb.
Sure, nothing wrong with fat girls, but sometimes when there is TOO much fat? Ew.
That's America for ya.
Sounds like someone struck out with a big girl.
I guess even they have standards.
lol went home alone... not even the fat chicks wanna do you. XD
they may take a few extra drinks to get back to your place but think of it as an investment.
word to 312. from 309 :)
by putting "and no i'm not fat" you disregard your point.
are you guys dumb? he didn't "strike out" with a fat girl, he obviously went home alone because the place was filled with fat girls and he didn't want one. therefore, they should pay double to be discouraged for going out.
all this defense for fat people is stupid. it's unhealthy, unaesthetic, and just abnormal. people need to realize fat is NOT normal, and saying it is so as not to hurt feelings is stupid.
Tiny dick. Grow a pair.
I don't get it? How does how much fat girls pay for things at a bar effect you getting a girl?? Is it to discourage fat girls from going to bars?
This in general was a very lame text that was not funny in the least.
Airlines make fat chicks pay double?
@11:32 - Your idiotic statement is based on the false assumption that fat people don't exercise. There are plenty of people out there who eat right, exercise regularly, and are still overweight, and, yes, even obese, by medical standards. Diet and exercise don't magically make everyone thin, and no one should be expected to starve themselves or eat an unmaintainable diet just to look a certain way.
and ignorant arrogant pricks should be sterilized asap.
I wish this text was posted on every asshole's forehead before us girls waste our time. At least if you aren't attracted to big girls, you can see that from the start and not be fooled by a poser.
do you think this dickbag realizes that the reason he doesn't get laid has nothing to do with the number of "fat" girls in the bar (i agree with 4:47), but the fact that he's the type of guy to send this text? one day boys will realize that insulting other girls is not a turn on.
Fat girls? No thanks!
That's DUUUVVVAAALLL for ya. Guys can be fugly as hell and have either a sunken chest or suffer from dunlap disease and still the only acceptable girls to them are girls that look like walked off the pages of a fashion mag. Seriously guys, have you looked in a mirror lately?
d-bag. assholes should have to pay double for fouling otherwise good air.
they charge more for fatties because their weight weighs down the plane, meaning they force the plane to use up more fuel. (in all seriousness)
Haahahha only in Duval<3
And shallow douchebags should pay triple! Big girls need love too...
you can be healthy and fat... i'm extremely healthy and i am more then cubby... i am fat and i know it and i do things to help me with it... but i am very healthy...i am active, and i eat right... and i also weigh almost 300lbs and i am a 25 yr female and i get some just about every night... so you can be healthy and fat...
10$ says the poster is either really huge, or has a really really tiny dick
he's just pissed fat girls don't want him ;)
I love how people get so offended by this post.
There is such a thing as too skinny, and there is such a thing as too fat.
If you're offended by this text, you need to hop on a treadmill.
I weigh 125 lbs, so I'm not huge, and I find this text really lame too
fat guys are WAY nastier than fat women
so by your logic they should pay triple?!
Had a friend (skinny guy) who seemed to have it figured out. He said, "Even the worst was wonderful."
That was until his pelvis was crushed in an unfortunate girl on top hookup.
stop eating big macs, they're not healthy!
there i said it
the dollar menu is not a "healthy choice"
if you're fat and sick of getting made fun of, get your fat ass on a treadmill
fat people < Everyone else
1:53, there's a difference between being BIG and being FAT. i have friends as healthy or more than me and 2 sizes bigger, but being FAT or OBESE is never never never healthy
these are some of the most ignorant things i've ever heard. way to go guys. live and let live.
rather than defending fat people, encourage them to exercise or something.
why is this ridiculous weight loss conversation on TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT?!
tl;dr sounds like someone didnt have a good time because the bar was loaded with fatties. Double price to deter them from showing up would make it easier for us skinny attractive people to fit in the bar!
fat people have nothing to do with the breakdown of moral fabric in this country...whoever said that is a tard. they are just fat, that has nothing to do with morals.
bottom line, the text was weak and not very funny...he or she sounds like a douschebag.
"yous are all wankers ... i am a big girl ... n my health is FINE !! ... i play 3 diff sports and i prob eat less then all you skinny wankers. just cos your big dont mean you dont exercise n ya eat to much cos sure as hell i dont!! i have always been big since a child .. some people just cant help being big even with exercise n a right diet."
Hint: Bowling, darts and pool are not sports ... Lay off the beer and nuts.
I think you mean "lose", not "loose". Dumbass.