Can i not drive my cunt home
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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