please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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