how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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