This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
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Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
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Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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