okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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