I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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