So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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