just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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