The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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