and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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