There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
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I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
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But break dance skills will only take you so far
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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