So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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