So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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