And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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