let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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