I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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