It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
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He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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