dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
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I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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You sprinted into the side of a parked car
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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