I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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