Banned from zoo.
Again?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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