they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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