I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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