he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Hey! you should come over!
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