Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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