oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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