WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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