She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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