A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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