best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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