my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
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she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
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You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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