I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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