Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
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But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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