I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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