u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
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So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
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