singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
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And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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